Lazar Wolfe

Lazar

Lazar is a furry and thusly spends most of his time on Tapestries. He started out life as a personal furry (e.g. a furry who has the same personality as it's player), but as time went on, he discovered he could safely get into situations that his player could not. Being the ever curious sort, he decided he'd go exploring the minds of other furries. After only a few months of finding and understanding the strangest furs on FurryMuck, he had developed a personality that I cannot hope to match in RL. Not that I'd want to. Lazar has become incredibly masochistic in his explorations, both psychologically and physically. I suppose there are things you can explore online that you would not want to bring to reality.

Lazar once existed on FurryMuck but I can't go there anymore. I made the mistake of looking at yiffing from a purely academic point of view, and got very good at it over the course of several months. This caused some problems I had not expected:

  • I gained many, many acquaintances.
  • My friends did not appreciate me spending time with this great number of acquaintances.
  • Several of these acquaintances displayed intensity of emotion that unsettled me.
  • I found that Lazar himself knew too much of the Real World(tm) to take anything on FurryMuck seriously.
  • The sheer number of watchfor lists I was on made simply logging on become instant spam.

    So, Lazar fled to Tapestries, and is alive and well there. He's found someone to live with, had one virtual child, and would be quite happy with his life. The Real World(tm), however, is conspiring to keep him asleep much more than I would like.

    If you're familiar with furries, you may have noticed that Lazar is of an unusual race. Most furries are either simply anthropomorphized animals or races taken out of fantasy books. Well, hopefully he will be the latter some day :) Lazar is a Paracil, a race of my own creation. They are sleek wolfmorphs with housecat ears, solid black eyes, white flesh (including nose, tongue, and naughty bits), razar sharp metallic claws, and blue and white fur in feline patterns. Lazar is supposed to be an inverse siamese, blue fading to white at the tips. Because of this, many people mistake him for a blue fox.

    And finally, for those geeks who understand these things, My Furcode: FCm3-6m A+>++++$ C->++ Dm++ H++ M+~ P+>++ R++ T++ W>+++ Z>+++ Sm++ RLCT>A>LW a>- c(nu)++/++++ d+ e++ f++ h+++ i+ j+ p->++ sm++

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